If God never regretted having created human beings, perhaps today he regrets not having sent them to hell, right after their creation. Surely He didn't know they would cause him so much trouble until Doomsday.
¹The Make‐believe Universe is populated by two species of thinking creatures; those who pretend to be what they are not and those who are not what they pretend to be.
²L'Universo della Finzione è popolato da due specie di creature pensanti; quelle che fingono di essere quello che non sono e quelle che non sono quello che fingono di essere.